(President Bin Steps up to the podium to address last nights situation)
North Star Beat Reporter: Bin? Bin? (Bin points to reporter to take question) How do feel about the situation that took place last night in Hazel Park?
President Bin: Fuck the North Stars #FTNS, Thank you, no more questions.
(President Bin walks off the podium)
(American’s press secretary, Manny steps up to the podium)
Manny: That is all the questions we have for today, Bin has said what he needed to say and we stand by that, #FTNS
#FTNS
Reporting from the White House news room, MNL Senor reporter, Juan Carlo Martin Richardo Jose Julio Marquez Bustamenté
