Ducks Seek and Gain Athletic Asylum in America

Byline: Shamrock Hazel Park A swarm of illegal immigrants of Greek descent stormed the southern border of America on Monday night. The group donned in purple and teal looked to gain asylum and move up the MNL standings. President @manny ordered his troops to defend their territory but were severely outmatched.

Uncoachable: How to Take a Slapshot

Coach Jeremy: Hello!  This is Coach Jeremy from howtohockey.com and welcome back to the Uncoachable series.  Today, we're going to take a look at some key aspects of improving your slapshot power.   Just follow these simple instructions and be prepared to get your name called early next July.  To help us break

Shooting Gallery in NHL Rink

Byline: Labatt Blue Party Deck Although not depicted accurately on the scoreboard, the game between the Golden Seals and Americans was a run and gun affair. Respective goalies @CLAWZ and @Tom Leader were pelted by rubber and kicked away the majority of biscuits. The Seals set the tone on the first

Another Scandal Involving MNL Refs

Byline: Detroit Zoo Zebra Exhibit Controversy is no stranger to the league and it’s officials. Mired in conspiracy theories and innuendo, league founder and current Director of All Hockey Matters @ottotroy29 , is dealing with possible collusion. In question is the “relationship” between Director of Officiating @JgtWrubel and strong, late

Speed Kills

Byline: HP Olympic Rink In a very well played game the surging Nordiques beat the Americans 3-1 last night. The win secures the baby blue the top spot in MNL power rankings presented by the Otto & Brothers Megaphone Company. "The game was fast paced with back and forth action. It

Chad P

So a few days ago, there were talks about Chad, there were talks about DaveP, and talks about me referencing things that are from way in the past. So all of this reminded me of a character I was gonna use for an article I never finished or posted way

Whalers Win Amongst Scandal

Byline: Outside the Ivory Tower The Whalers and Americans played a hard fought and ugly game last night that needed to be determined by Bender OT. Following league rules employed by senior MNL officials, both clubs designated their respective grinders for the extra period. Each team had glorious chances to win