Byline: Labatt Blue Party Deck

Tensions between the Seals and North Stars have grown to a troubling level. Both organizations are trying to become the “class” of MNL. The North Stars are currently the gold standard club. In attempt to replicate the Stars success, the Seals committed outright thievery. The sacred player of the game Chain was stolen! @ottotroy29 was outraged. “They say imitation is the greatest form of flattery? Well this is a straight up felony!” We contacted Whaler goalie and law enforcement officer @ARiley for comment. “For someone to be charged with a felony the value of the item must be worth at least $1000. That FTNS chain cant be worth more than a buck fifty”. Sporting the stolen Seals Puck Chain @CLAWZ was eager to show it off on the party deck. “Ive been playing in a A league recently and I feel my game has been improving enough to win the Seals Puck Chain every week as the player of the game”. A warrant for the perpetrators arrest has been issued for the burglar who stole the chain. BOLO: a man dressed in yellow and teal with brown poopy pants who speaks in code… art art art

Dickie Dunn