The Nordiques have already improved their chances of winning a game this season after “earning” the number one overall draft pick in a totally unbiased and impartial selection process. Nordiques GM and MNL Punching Bag Jeremy “Panty Dropper” Drager found a way to improve his team even further. Sources close to MNL management confirm the following trade has been approved:

That’s a lot of swaps to take in. For context, everything was traded except this:

Polls indicate that some fans find this trade to be league breaking, and evidence that a salary cap should be implemented. Disgruntled Americans and Seals fans have already started posting memes to the internet.

If this meme wasn’t dead before, it is now

Is this really a league breaker? Did perennially defeated Lord Pantyos finally complete his gauntlet? Only time will tell.

“Hear me and rejoice! You have had the privilege of being saved by the Great Nordique. You may think this is suffering. No… it is salvation. The MNL scales tip toward balance because of your sacrifice. Smile… for even in death, you have become children of Pantyos.”

This is Junior Señor Reporter Carlos Antonio Machismo breaking his Confidentiality Agreement.