Monday June 25th 2018

Viking Arena- Fans and players alike were relieved to see the reemergence of league star and true American hero Paul “22” Proctor after his playoff ending ankle injury this winter. Proctor, made his way through the rink (under his own power) to the cheers of onlookers.

“Huh, I guess these ‘Believe/верить’ really work. We made a killing in merchandizing those.” said League commissioner P. Dropper.

22 enjoying the game just prior to the incident.

All wasn’t well in MNLand, unfortunately, as it seems as after spending so much time away from the ice left Dr. P conditioning in a questionable state. While trying to relive the magic Paul suffered two broken wrists trying to lift his beer having a drink with the boys.

“It was gruesome to watch really, he was so excited until they both snapped easier than Jojo’s twigs.” – Veteran Defenseman DougEFresh

“Those 16oz cans are nothing to mess with. It says “Light” right on it, I’ve been duped!” – Proctor probably

Have no fear MNL fans, doctors have successfully reconstructed the damage done, and 22 is still expected to be quite the 11th round steal as fall approaches. Although he holds no hard feelings, League lawyer Troy Otto is attempting to sue the facilities for more ice time. The Labatt Brewing Company has yet to comment on the matter.

“I’m a Northstar now? No, not like this…”

MNL Insider Matt Fazolé Reporting.