In today’s day and age, anybody can go on to http://stats.mnlhl.com and see what a roster for a team is, but that doesn’t tell them why a roster is the way it is.  Last night, Sugar’s Scientists™ released a White Paper on CLAWZ PAWZ, documenting the team intensively after going hard into their “defensive zone” multiple times last night.  Lead Professors Brian Bustamante and Justin Wright lead the charge in understanding how the team functions in the wild.

“The team is relatively docile when you enter their den.  They tend to allow the predator the right of way to their cubs in the crease.  Peculiar.” said Justin Wright, who earned an honorary degree from the Sugar Cubes last night.  Brian Bustamante, who is talented enough to take apart the remote control and still put it back together, developed the hypothesis for the Cubes’ trials last night: The CLAWZ will show agitation and rage despite their docile efforts during the game.  Chief Chemist for the Sugar Cubes, Charles Machi, said “I’m surprised they did so well formulating a scientific analysis without.  Also, I’m surprised they scored 9 goals.

Not to be outdone, the CLAWZ PAWZ formulated a theory of their own: the hue of their jersey will affect their Goals Against Average.  It seems their theory was debunked when the control tests blew their trials from last night out of the water. It is yet to be seen if they continue to adjust the parameters and try again.

From the MNL Chemistry Lab, this is Jarómy Drágr reporting.