Byline: Panty's Backyard The Nordiques have won something... The number one pick in the upcoming 2018/19 MNL Draft. The lucky ping pong ball was selected randomly out of @pantydropper hat in the scorching Berkley sun. "With the #1 selection in the draft...the Nordiques" exclaimed Associate Director of Central Scouting @suokas as
Month: May 2018
Cubes Substitute Splenda Serda for Sugar
Goalies: A Legal Nightmare
Last night, League Manager Jeremy Drager, Esq. subpoenaed CLAWZ PAWZ GM Cameron Clauser after failing to show to 5 consecutive court hearings. League Judge Andy Dragovic has enacted Habeas Corpus, demanding that Clauser appear to speak to his crimes of reassembling the Diques for a third time. Clauser is believed
6th Seal of the Tyepocalypse Nearly Broken
Religious leaders around the world held their collective breaths Monday night when Troy Otto nearly completed his first career hat trick against the the Wheeling Taylors. The Troy Hat Trick is one of two remaining unbroken seals of the Tyepocalypse (the only other being the North Stars winning a playoff
Rivalries Heating Up
Pearcy Suffers Near Fatal Butt-End Byline: Wolfie’s BBQ Pub & Grub The MNL league heated up last night with some feisty play and heated exchanges. Teams are in the middle of facing each other for the second time during spring play and tensions have grown. Clawz Pawz was still searching for their
MNL to Issue Edict to Wheeling Taylors Forward Dave Cipparone to Stop Stripping Before Games
After his second incident of the 2018 Spring Season, the MNL will issue a "cease and don't strip" edict to Taylors Forward Dave Cipps. MNL deputy commissioner Jeremy Drager told MNLHN via email that the league will inform the Taylors that Cipparone must stop stripping during warmups. "Yes, we will be
PAWZ ICE COLD
Byline: The gutter This reporter has covered thousands of games and has used numerous superlatives to describe what I have witnessed... but today I find myself speechless. Version 2.1 of the Nordiques were handed one of the ugliest and worst beat downs in league history. Even with the scoreboard reading SugarCubes
