Airing last night during the first intermission of the game between Winnipeg and the Wild, Coach’s Corner featured an interview with Chad and Panty. The discussions revolved around players in the Lil Makushita stable and possible trade destinations. @chad_paulinski intimated that multiple players under his representation have been linked to deals. He said that “my phone has been ringing off the hook. We have trades in the works but we just need to work out the financials”.

When questioned by @pantydropper about possible destinations for these players Paulinski responded with hypotheticals. “@hardyparty92 may be looking to deal @Todd Otto and @antio1pdto the Fighting Cipps for @dougefresh and @brandtwill “. Other GM’s have offered @hefe6210 Skillman to the Pawz for @davep and a player to be named later. Even lovable @dslackerone Cipps was willing to trade himself to the Clawz for steady Dman @Pearcy .

All of these potential trades will come as a huge gain to Paulinski’s pocket book. He stands to make a 69% commission on each deal. When asked about his fortune he responded with “Im looking to make enough money to buy a new franchise in the MNL. It will be a team with a defensive mind set. Therefore I will only be drafting current or ex-goalies”. In response Ron McDrager responded with “Your fuckin stupid kid!” Which CBC Television had to bleep from the broadcast.

HNI Hazel Park Reporter

Dickie Dunn