Byline: Norfolk Nebraska
Watching live from Nebraska this reporter watched a live stream of game one between the Americans and the Seals. A fantastic broadcast from @chad_paulinski and @pantydropper diagnosed the play of the game. Dressed in suit coats the dynamic duo transmitted live the events transpiring world wide. “It was like watching Al Michaels doing the 1980 winter olympics” said Twich follower Harry Ballsonya. The broadcast was followed by hundreds of viewers. “I’m not into hockey but i want to play” said ankle bender Michael Harp of Safety and Technical Rescue Association teaching in Randolf Nebraska.
Early into the game scoring was initiated by league hopeful MVP @pauly on a beautie break away from Conn Smythe leader @antio1pd . Play continued with stallworth defenseman @wilkie breaking up 3 on twos toward the attacking zone. “Wilkie is bigger than this broadcast” said play by play announcer Paulinski. Play was described as @dslackerone weeble wobbled his way toward the Americans net without depositing the puck in the net. Play was pushed forward by super sup @jserda who scored the second Seal goal.
The broadcast was interrupted by Nordique @hal who commented “i need a beer, give me one Panty”. Mr Irrelevant @ctaylor14 entered the zone on a 3 on 0 and dished to @chaalsmachi Sam Machi who fired a whistle by a gaping net. Play of the defense was compared to Most Improved Player of the Year Candidate @joeyB.
Blocked shots were the game plan for the Golden Seals. Defenseman @Todd Otto disregarded his personal safety to disrupt shots on tendie @ARiley. “My fuckin knees are black and blue trying to defend my net” said Mr Whoop. Paired with @wilkie the duo ended the night -1. Commentary was interrupted by Nordique legend @Peso. “The difference in this series is who will counter @pauly. He’s so good and delivers in the crunch. I wish i could have done that for my team”. American @hefe6210.
A huge save in the third period was made by American goalie @kevswanberg on league goon @hefe6210 trying to chip in a rebound. The game continued without any penalties called by @greg and partner Jim. Play continued with @Todd Otto grinding away. @youngtr7 described his play as a “dirty, grindy player” during the third period intermission.
The game was out of reach for the Seals after two goals by player of the game @antio1pd . In a professional post game interview Antioch spoke of his team… “It was a team effort. #22 lead the way and i just ride his coat tails” . In his effort Antioch was named the number one star of the game.
The second star of the game was Seal defenseman @wilkie who not only defended his zone with surgical precision but added to offensive dominance. The third star of the game belongs to All Star Pauly Proctor who chipped in with two goals and two apples.
The Americans are within reach of the prestigious Stanley Keg. The persistent Proctors are within one win of inscribing their names on the silver chalice of glory. Only @dslackerone @dcunningham8 and the Seal nation can prolong the mid ice celebration. According to newsfeed analysts Chad the vertically challenged polock and Panty “im the heart of the Nordique Nation”…. this is going to be a north and south series where the best goal tending wins”.
Local coverage for game 2 will be on MNL the Ocho and streamed live on Twitch nation wide on Monday. The Seals look to extend the series while the American Proctors look to hoist the Keg high.
