MNL League of Parody

Byline: Home Depot Paint Isle When the MNL league was formed Commissioner Roger Otto Goodel had a vision to create an empire where any team could beat the other on any given Monday night. His plan came to fruition and was exemplified during the playoffs... minus the miserable Nordiques organization. Two

Seals Stripped of Victory After Doping Scandal

The Americans will walk to the Keg unopposed this year after GM and defensive powerhouse Todd "Whoop" Otto was caught doping during the playoffs. The MNL Ethics Committee was compelled to take blood tests after Whoop was found with unidentified blue medication. "You ready for the Seal to RIIIIISE baby?" Todd admitted

New Championship Gear Headed to Africa

North Stars Decide To Give Back To the Less Fortunate Seals 1, North Stars 0 Last night was an epic night for MNL and will go down in history as the day the North Stars choked on seal blubber [nuggets]. The North Stars met their match against the RIISSSEEEE of the planet