Byline: Home Depot Paint Isle When the MNL league was formed Commissioner Roger Otto Goodel had a vision to create an empire where any team could beat the other on any given Monday night. His plan came to fruition and was exemplified during the playoffs... minus the miserable Nordiques organization. Two
Month: February 2018
Seals Stripped of Victory After Doping Scandal
The Americans will walk to the Keg unopposed this year after GM and defensive powerhouse Todd "Whoop" Otto was caught doping during the playoffs. The MNL Ethics Committee was compelled to take blood tests after Whoop was found with unidentified blue medication. "You ready for the Seal to RIIIIISE baby?" Todd admitted
New Championship Gear Headed to Africa
Source: Paulinski Not Resigning with MNL in 2018
One of Monday Night Lights' star players may have played his last game in the league. According to sources close to Whalers F Chad Paulinski, the 4'7" sophomore will not be returning for a 3rd season. Paulinski, notorious for his self-deprecation and not playing in Spring Season, has designated himself
Diques Suffer Double Loss
Down Goes Panty Byline: St. Clair Orthopedic & Sports Medicine The streaking Nordiques suffered two devastating blows last night during a 5-2 loss at the hands of split squad combined team consisting of the Whalers/Northstars/Diques players. Not only did their two game winning streak come to an end but they suffered a
Ducks fall 4-1 to Two Man Show
The Ducks lost 4-1 Monday night in the first of a three game series against the Americans Paul Proctor and surprise guest Andrew Hetes. On the work site, American forwards could be seen on their lunch break, ensuring they were well nourished for the postgame beers. "Well, after some delays, we had
More Controversy for MNL
Byline: Ref Room Between Olympic and NHL Rink Controversy continues to swirl around MNL league commissioner @ottotroy29 and his staff. The year has been plagued by on and off the ice antics resulting in rule changes, suspensions, life time bans, scandalous back door payments to zamboni drivers and a severe drop
ALL RIIIIISSSEEEEE!!
ALL RIIIIISEEE for the honorable, Judge Whoop Seals 4, Whalers 0 Seals sentence Whalers to consolation match-up vs Diques The Whalers went to court last night on accusations of human pony rides and 1st degree assault and slashing. The Whalers hired lawyer Troy Otto to help them out with the their offense but
Wild Card Week Preview: #4 Whalers vs #5 Golden Seals
In the most unanticipated--yet only relevant--game next week, the Whalers will take on the Golden Seals in first Monday Night Lights Wild Card Week. Both teams had a similar path to the playoffs. The Whalers made a trade and lost a player to long term injured reserve, forcing them to
Dear MNL Participants and Fans
Honestly, I apologize to Monday Night Lights for the confusion, fear, and panic I caused with the posts I published last night. Every Tuesday, I'm under strict supervision not to post due to my agitated state, but I managed to sneak past security and access recording software. Leave it to Ol' Cipps
