All Best Ace: Turnbull Turns the Tide

Late in the second period during the Golden Seals-Mighty Ducks game, Supa Sub Chris "Please believe me, I didn't do it!" Regner got the puck past Mighty Ducks Call-Up G Ryan Zennin. Referee Jim Seidel came to the scorekeepers box and reported the goal, stating the goal was scored by

2017-2018 MNL All Star Roster Released

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE The 2017-2018 MNL All Star Roster has been finally released after votes from the MNLPA have been meticulously calculated.  These players will represent Monday Night Lights in the League's Second All Star Game at Little Caesars Arena on January 21st, 2018.  All Star replacements will be called in for

Junkies Spotted After Statewide Hockey Shortage

Spirits and Real Estate Prices are down after a statewide hockey shortage has brought the riffraff to the forefront. It has been nearly 3 weeks since the last MNL hockey game and players are looking anywhere to get their fix. Local methadone clinics ice arenas are overrun with disheveled benders just