On the 12th day of Christmas, MNL gave to me:

Twelve Weebles Wobblin’

Eleven Snipers snipin’

Ten Jims a-jumpin’

Nine Whoops a-dancin’

Eight Jaws McCrack-in’

Seven Swannies leavin’

Six Sugars screamin’

FIVE GOLDEN SEALS

Four Called-off Goals

Three Shots from Trent

Two Turtle Shoves

and will Todd fix the fucking Keg please?