yesterday the dekes played the amercans. we came out hot me peso joey ellis. serta on the top line new tendy is the backstop. were playin em realy hard. proctor comes out and scores early. i told cam WTACH OUT FOR MISSED MATCH SOCKS! but he ddnt listen. so the
Day: December 19, 2017
Cammy Clause is Coming to Town
The Nordiques have seen the wrath of jovial Yuletide gift bringer Cammy Clause after several of their players landed themselves on the naughty list. The Nordiques, in a midseason slump (Week 3-Week 11 is technically midseason), decided to bring in new goalie Cam Clauser to guide their sleigh to victory.
MNL Christmas Carols: Vol. 1
On the 12th day of Christmas, MNL gave to me: Twelve Weebles Wobblin' Eleven Snipers snipin' Ten Jims a-jumpin' Nine Whoops a-dancin' Eight Jaws McCrack-in' Seven Swannies leavin' Six Sugars screamin' FIVE GOLDEN SEALS Four Called-off Goals Three Shots from Trent Two Turtle Shoves and will Todd fix the fucking Keg please?
Tye Otto Fit for Mini-Mite Games Only
WAS THERE A DANNY HULL SIGHTING?
Byline: The Bowels of HP Arena According to multiple eye witnesses a man fitting the description of a self proclaimed senior league all-star, 0 rated draft rounder and boxing enthusiast was seen entering the rink last night. The man quickly disappeared into the furthest reaches of the ice complex and
