Nordiques face of the franchise David "VapeD" Podolan revealed early Monday that the Nordiques received a special gift from Yuletide Gift Man TroyOtto Claus. "I cannt buleeve he came! Mom, Dad, wayke up! TroyOtto came!" -DaveP at 4am Surprise! Hope you've been good this year! Vapey was surprised that instead of a 5th
Month: December 2017
A Very Bender Christmas Carol
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all passed out drunk Not a bender was stirring, not even poor Crunk; Turnbull left a plea by the chimney with care, In hopes that a point soon would be there; Ryan Allen was nestled all snug in his bed, While visions of deflection goals danced in his head; And
MNLHL 2017 Week 15 Power Rankings
The MNLHL writers break down their Power Rankings for Week Fifteen of the 2017 Season 904
Diques cants score on Hedes.. America wins
yesterday the dekes played the amercans. we came out hot me peso joey ellis. serta on the top line new tendy is the backstop. were playin em realy hard. proctor comes out and scores early. i told cam WTACH OUT FOR MISSED MATCH SOCKS! but he ddnt listen. so the
Cammy Clause is Coming to Town
The Nordiques have seen the wrath of jovial Yuletide gift bringer Cammy Clause after several of their players landed themselves on the naughty list. The Nordiques, in a midseason slump (Week 3-Week 11 is technically midseason), decided to bring in new goalie Cam Clauser to guide their sleigh to victory.
MNL Christmas Carols: Vol. 1
On the 12th day of Christmas, MNL gave to me: Twelve Weebles Wobblin' Eleven Snipers snipin' Ten Jims a-jumpin' Nine Whoops a-dancin' Eight Jaws McCrack-in' Seven Swannies leavin' Six Sugars screamin' FIVE GOLDEN SEALS Four Called-off Goals Three Shots from Trent Two Turtle Shoves and will Todd fix the fucking Keg please?
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WAS THERE A DANNY HULL SIGHTING?
Byline: The Bowels of HP Arena According to multiple eye witnesses a man fitting the description of a self proclaimed senior league all-star, 0 rated draft rounder and boxing enthusiast was seen entering the rink last night. The man quickly disappeared into the furthest reaches of the ice complex and
MNLHL 2017 Week 14 Power Rankings
The MNLHL writers break down their Power Rankings for Week Fourteen of the 2017 Season 863
Exclusive: Manny Steps Down as Americans GM, Proctor to Serve as Interim
Jarómy Dragr: Hi Manny. Thanks for sitting down with me today, Manny. I believe you have some news to share? Bryan Madaleno: That is correct. Effective immediately, I will be stepping down and leaving the Ivory Tower. The Americans conducted a long interview process and Paul Proctor will be co-GM with
