Leaked: Machi’s Letter to Duck’s Management

Hello Busta

Pooky really wants me to stay in tonight and watch movies with her I’m feeling really under the weather today. I’ve been sick all weekend, and I don’t think I should chance it. We’re gonna go on a romantic stroll and then enjoy a candlelit meal at House of Shame I’ll just be on the couch drinking plenty of fluids and resting up. I don’t think Pooky wants me to play hockey anymore. I’ll see you at your wedding I’ll be ready to play for the game next week! I love you I love you.

-Big Sexy

From the desk of Carlos Antonio Machismo, this is your friendly neighborhood whistleblower.