The USA DUCKS??? Team USA The Americans and Hazel Park Ducks have reached an agreement late Friday afternoon when 'Mericans' GM, Manny proposed a bizarre trade to GM of the Ducks, Brian Bombusta to bring the best players in the country together. The Ducks give up goaltender, Ronnie, along with Charles Machi,
Month: October 2017
Nstars, Whalers Steal League Spotlight in Trade
Historic MNL Trade Ushered in by Drunk Otto Proposals League Slackers let out a collective belch of relief between periods of the NHL season start, peeking into their pocket glass to discover the Northstars had traded fellow Presscorps member, and Northstars 4th round draft pick star (in the Pauli constellation [click the
KFalcs Put On A Show In MNL
A War of Seals: A Dramatic Reading
INT. VIKING ICE ARENA - OLYMPIC ICE [There are 50 seconds left on the clock in the 2nd period and the Seals have a faceoff in the Diques' zone. Qurico enters the scene, stage left.] Quirico: O Peso, Peso, wherefore art thou, Peso? Peso: By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes. Quirico:
MNLHL 2017 Week 4 Power Rankings
The MNLHL writers break down their Power Rankings for Week Four of the 2017 Season 393
Dangerous Play Leaves League Reeling
Paul Antioch’s Patriotism Inspires Americans in 4-2 Loss
Paul Antioch left officials staring wide-eyed Monday night when he walked out of the locker room in a stunning American Flag jersey. Whalers GM Brian Walters immediately petitioned to league founder Troy Otto to have the jersey removed. "It's a distraction and I will not force my team to play against
