Over this past weekend international leaders met with PETA organizers to stymie the hunt of rare international species. It was the first such international call that has effected nations hunting abilities abroad; including American hunters. An immediate cease and assist on their hunting of animals of all kinds has been issued by the group, national environmental groups, such as US Wildlife the activist .

Rare animals from the South American “Charles Machiso” to the Polish-Asian wonders called “Paulinski’s” on the Asian continent, to the Golden Seals of the poles were just a few of the animals that have strengthened Peso’s stance (the lead commissioner of PETA) whom started the call. This effort has

International disaster struck on Devils night however, as a call to arms from an American hunting group called: the Brooklyn Americans that rely on hunting as a means of livelihood; have retaliated at their government and activists calls by killing slews of the endangered (Golden) Seals in gamesmanship statement to their Government and league companions abroad.

Hearing of this through his Slack Social media channel, laid back, but easily sparked Peso armed his PETA soldiers self dubbing them the Golden Seals. And responding in kind to defend the treasured, endangered species: 6th placed Seals. Not on his watch, or so he thought.

The American contingent arrived at Hazel Park Arena already seeing the Peta Activists dug in with picket signs, cameras, and weaponry. Seeing this only increased the resolve of the Americans to make an international statement.

Now dubbed “Seal Slayer” Skillman led the charge, and started this historical massacre. Clubbing a baby seal down low on rookie activist tender Matt who looked on in awe as a hunting goal horn sounded. Environmentalist Ex-Whaler Justin Wright er . . . Vinande responded a few minutes later sinking an Americans schooner when he sniped a wicked 7 hole on former captain and notable Whaler, leading the Americans boats JFlo.

The next poor animals were killed and skinned in a monster second period attack by Starr Spangled American Jon Starr. Directing his seal-killing boat to multiple Golden Seals. Not only killing one himself, but spotting a Seal for Paul “no wrists” Proctor for the third kill, and a beauty fourth kill for DJ Ryan Allen whom sniped it through some legs far post. Seeing the American shooters killing Seals as true hunters. Despite all of their offensive efforts, the Golden Seal activists were disheartened heading into third part of the day as the sunset. They footage of the slighter, but couldn’t prevent the hunters from making their statement.

“I felt we really had a great camera coverage of where all the Seals homes were, and where they lived. Anytime we assailed their boats, they counter attacked and killed.” PETA activist Q-Tip purported, “it was a bit unlucky we took 32 shots and sunk many boats to their 23 shots it’s disappointing.”

Seeing drastic action was needed the PETA commissioner himself Peso, took one last toke of some of his infamous grass, and light ablaze torches, and Moltovs for his Golden Seals. He would try to will his activists. He paddled into the chilly Hazel Park water to get to close quarters and managed to dent their lead flagship. Putting it to 4-2 ships (a beautiful bardownski). With sunlight winding down, the PETA activists tried their best, a last hurrah to kick the American hunters out of Hazel Park. However, veteran Whaler JFlo, a fellow American hunting friend barked commands to blockade the Golden Seal activists ships until the sunset. . .

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When the sun finally did set. The water was red with blood, and dead seals. The Americans had killed five seals on PETA’s watch. With Paul “Red Blooded” Antioch capturing and killing a seal in front of the Peso to SEAL THE DEAL second before sunset. This Devil’s night was the bloodiest in years and sent a chilling message to the Us Wild Life agency, and international animal protection agencies abroad. The Americans should they were the true Seal Hunters. They showed the world, that their jobs mattered, and that Americans don’t play by the rules, they set them.

This wildly disturbing, sick, and some felt needed act was further condoned by the US Secretary of State “Seal Hunter” Tye Otto. “We are looking into whether this international animals treaty makes sense for us. Mr. Troy Trump Otto will rescind his meeting with other states, and Mr. Peso’s Peta after this act.” He continued: “if this hurts jobs of hunting Americans abroad, and tourist industries abroad we may have instead declare open season on Golden Seals.”

-S.I André Wheats reporting in (on a abnormal human, and animal rights act)