Day: October 24, 2017

PSA: How to Run the Penalty Clock

Charles Machi -
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Hi All. We have been having trouble with clock operators not knowing how to add penalties to the scoreboard. This quick half-baked tutorial will get you through 99% of all penalty clock situations. Don't judge, I write this shit instead of working Above is a low resolution photo of the scoreboard controller.

Travel Ban Reinstated; Americans Deport Subs Back to Mexico

Jeremy Drager -
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Last night, several hard-working Americans were commuting to work when a semi-truck driven by a red-blooded blue collar worker hopped the median on I-696 and caused a heavy traffic jam.  This held up Paul Proctor and Sam Machi, the Americans' first and last pick, respectively.  In an urgency to fill

Game of [Otto] Groans

Bustanaut -
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Episode 7 of Game of Groans - The Mountain vs. Red Viper Last week on Game of Groans, King Slayer, Jaime “Pistol” Lannister lead a charge on the uninhabited 3rd place castle. While marching on the Castle, Timerys Braunborn of house Braunscheidel , first of his name, the unsympathetic, King of

Speedster Saved By DaveP

Dickie Dunn -
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Byline: Viking Arena NHL Rink A scary situation unfolded Monday night on the Nordiques bench. First line left winger Gio “GQ” Orlandi suffered a cardiac related injury during the teams tilt versus the Whales. “It was a surreal incident that transcended the hockey game” stated blueliner Colin Neville. After several strong first