Busta Leads Charge Of All KFalcs’ Scorers Monday Night

Chad Attends Unknown Tryout For Whalers

KFalcs Nation was in full charge on Monday night with 5 members of the team scoring multiple points. Busta who is the newest member of the KFalcs as of last late last year put on a scoring clinic netting in 2 goals and 1 assist to put himself in the top-tier of the league. He cracks top ten in points along with other notable members, Sugar, Proctor, and Tye Otto. Other KFalcs to score were Big Easy, Eric Lepoudre who had a beautiful snipe from his Dman spot. Chad, Justin Wright and Ryan Allen all had a KFalcs competition in the same game with Chad leading the way with 1 goal and 1 assist. Allen and Wright both had 1 goal on the night to close out this miraculous showing for the KFalcs. KFalcs’ Owner/GM/Coach/Share Holder/Mentor/Informant/Reporter/Dman Jeremy “Panty Dropper” Drager shared his thoughts on the KFalcs’ performance, stating “The Black and Orange was all over the ice tonight with goals from half the team. They represented our team well and I appreciate them working hard each and every week. I really enjoyed hearing that the newcomer, Busta lit up the score sheet. He hasnt been a big part of the team this year yet (no part to be specific), he got his shot last year for one game but didnt do much. I look forward to giving him another call up if he can continue to put up points like he is doing. He should probably just take my spot in the lineup every week, that is how nice of a friend I am and he can finally display his true talents for the KFalcs. ”

Americans Get Whaled On (4-2 Loss)

Whalers put on a night full of fireworks in true American Spirit against Proctor and company. Bringing in Chad, Bauer and Whoop to sub for the whalers, they looked like a whole different team. Chad and kimmel started the night off with a saucy pass to chad who casually made a move on the goal tender to put the first one home. Kimmel soon after got the puck and with a no look back hand snap shot through traffic found the back of the net to go up 2-0 in what looked like the biggest upset in league history. KFalcs’ puppet master Ryan Allen decided if Proctor didnt want to do anything on offense tonight then he might as well take matter into his own hands scoring a goal of his own. American got within striking range until NS sub Chad Paulinski threw the puck at the net and Kfalcs’ Justin Wright bangs home the juicy rebound. Whalers complete the upset and beat the Americans 4-2. Whalers future looked bright on Monday with Chad and Kimmel handling business. Chad unaware of the situation and just subbing to help out his fellow friends was actually playing for a spot on the whalers. Whalers GM Brian Walters knew they needed a goal scorer and had a sub opportunity to try to get just that on the whalers. Chad now in G.O.O.NS anonymous with pistol and kimmel who are not so anonymous was ecstatic to play for the Green and blue in blockbuster trade of the league (by blockbuster, I mean first trade). Whalers face the ducks for a potential last place spot in the league.

Ducks Rally Late To No Avail

Patented Ducks faced the high-flying North Stars and the game started out slow for the Ducks like in previous games. NS took a quick lead with Top Ten in Points, Tye Otto banging in a rebound from his D position. Vertregt then finds a seam and sneaks one 5 hole on the Duck’s Goalie Ronnie. Ducks needed some kind of magic and who better provide that than their GM/KFalc hopeful, Busta who backhanded a rebound just over the reach of Goalie Troy Otto. NS continued to pound away getting to a 4-1 lead until a crisp pass from KFalcs’ Busta to Shawn “Sugar” Hardy who split the D and a characteristic mistake from Troy by trying to come out and play the net puts the ducks within 2. Early in the 3rd, turtle saves a puck from going out of the zone, sends it over to sugar who rifles a pass to KFalcs’ Busta who cleanly deflected it into the back of the net to give the Ducks a little more hope. AllanZ took some notes and sniped a back hand short side goal to tie the game late in the 3rd. Serda then showed off his speed in OT getting around Ducks defender and ending the game. NS take on the new and improved seals with new addition, Jason McShannock to steady up their D core.

Diques Go Clubbing For Seals

The Diques led by league newby Bin diesel, who scored 2 goals dominated the seals and hand the seals turning on each other. KFalcs’ Dman Eric Lepoudre SNIPED a goal to put the Diques up 3-0. Seal’s GM struggling to get his team together, decided to ship Peso to the Grind Line where he can shoot in peace with no comment from ShaunE. Once Whoop made the change, ShaunE took it upon himself to show Todd that the problem was actually Peso and scored 2 goals late to get the seals within 1. Diques shut the seals party down early and SEALed the victory 3-2. The score did not indicate how lopsided this game really was. Once shaunE emptied his pockets full of Mexican Dinero, the seals looked like a whole new team. Look for them to stick with what works and let Peso run the grind line. Diques D core shut down the prestigious Seals for the first time in MNL History and it felt good. DaveP muttered “It fellt grate to phinally get a dubble U against the Penguins or Seal, what ever the F**K they are, dont madder, they suk and we are so muhch bedder then tham. Bin is the bestest player in the leegue, he will shit on Procter any day of the weak. Have you scene him play? He has like 10 golls in 4 gayms. He is Redickulus!!! EM VEE PEE!! EM  VEE PEE!!” Diques have a tough matchup against the ‘Mericans next week in what should be the game of the week.