Over this past weekend international leaders met with PETA organizers to stymie the hunt of rare international species. It was the first such international call that has effected nations hunting abilities abroad; including American hunters. An immediate cease and assist on their hunting of animals of all kinds has been
Month: October 2017
MNLHL 2017 Week 8 Power Rankings
The MNLHL writers break down their Power Rankings for Week Eight of the 2017 Season 570
MNL Sets Up League Picture; Nordiques Skip Because of Some Protest Reason
Throughout the week, MNL Fall/Winter Commissioner and Patriarch Troy Otto attempted to set up a league-wide players photo. Slack was abuzz with the prospect of all the players getting together to commemorate the season; however, the Nordiques had different plans. With all of the players sitting at center ice at
2017 North Stars: Unsolvable?
How to beat the North Stars: Exploit their one weakness Fuck, Troy is playing out of his mind They already have 2 Ottos. Trade Todd over there for the Bookhockey Self-Destruct! Dammit, Todd's a GM this season, he won't move himself. Too proud! Kill Chad CRAP! They already traded Chad. And I'm pretty
MNLHL 2017 Week 7 Power Rankings
The MNLHL writers break down their Power Rankings for Week Seven of the 2017 Season 549
PSA: How to Run the Penalty Clock
Hi All. We have been having trouble with clock operators not knowing how to add penalties to the scoreboard. This quick half-baked tutorial will get you through 99% of all penalty clock situations. Don't judge, I write this shit instead of working Above is a low resolution photo of the scoreboard controller.
Travel Ban Reinstated; Americans Deport Subs Back to Mexico
Last night, several hard-working Americans were commuting to work when a semi-truck driven by a red-blooded blue collar worker hopped the median on I-696 and caused a heavy traffic jam. This held up Paul Proctor and Sam Machi, the Americans' first and last pick, respectively. In an urgency to fill
Game of [Otto] Groans
Speedster Saved By DaveP
Byline: Viking Arena NHL Rink A scary situation unfolded Monday night on the Nordiques bench. First line left winger Gio “GQ” Orlandi suffered a cardiac related injury during the teams tilt versus the Whales. “It was a surreal incident that transcended the hockey game” stated blueliner Colin Neville. After several strong first
MNLHL 2017 Week 6 Power Rankings
The MNLHL writers break down their Power Rankings for Week Six of the 2017 Season 510
