The MNLHL writers break down their Power Rankings for Week Three of the 2017 Season 364
Month: September 2017
Tye Plays While Troy is Away
Tye Pretends to be The North Star's GM Regner Snubs the Ducks to Show his True Patriotism This past week was all about the Subs and the commotion it made in the executive office. Subs being talked about, friends sending the verbal invite when it is not confirmed, only to have their
Violence and Disappearances Plague MNLHL
Where's Machi? Late Scratch of 12th Rounder Puzzles Fans Fans lamented Monday Night when Americans Forward Sam Machi failed to appear on the ice for warmups. Machi has been a known pest on the ice for MNL and has generated a surprising amount of offense and takeaways for the last round
Divine Intervention Secures Ducks’ First Win
Fear and awe overcame the patrons of Viking Ice Arena Monday night when a glowing deity descended from the heavens to bestow victory upon the devout Ducks. After a quick first shift goal from the Nordiques, pious GM Busta prayed that this game would go better than others. The Brown
Jersey Debut Delayed, DaveP’s Invisible Jersey Shows Up On Time
In the League's greatest rivalry this season, DHL has officially bested Danglesauce for the 3rd week in a row. DHL's victory left the League's players without their jerseys for one last week. Many players, including League Commissioner Troy Otto, we're disappointed by this news, but are left excited for next
BREAKING NEWS: Dana Works at Total Hockey, MNL Players Continuously Shocked By this Revelation
Three weeks ago, at-the-moment Seals F Ryan 'Peso' Monette went to Total Hockey for a routine skate sharpening. Allen approached the bench grinder in the back of the store and saw a familiar face. Instantly, Braunscheidel recognized the employee behind the bench as Dana. Dana, known for her vigor and aggressiveness,
Scandal and Corruption in MNLHL Press Corps as NStars Squeeze #2 Ranking
A full blown investigation is underway in the MNLHL Press Circuit after it was revealed certain members took bribes to keep the North Stars high in the Power Rankings. After a close 3-2 loss last night against the 2-0 Americans, the North Stars expected to drop two places in the
MNLHL 2017 Week 2 Power Rankings
The MNLHL writers break down their Power Rankings for Week Two of the 2017 Season 300
Americans Rule the World
Americans Look Passed the North Stars Proctor unleashes flash kick, Otto goes home to be a family man At the hands of Paul Proctor, and brilliant DJ Pete Niphoratos, Guile's theme was heard early and often in the 9pm tilt between the #1 power-ranked Americans and #2 power-ranked North Stars. The winger
