In two shocking statements, senior reporter Andru "Spicy" Wheaties has called for the removal of North Stars 4th round draft pick Chad Paulinski from the #pressbox and associated writers, prompting action from the player. Without directly communicating to the 4th round draft pick, Wheaties publicly announced his desires to switch
Month: August 2017
MNLHL 2017 Preseason Power Rankings
The MNLHL writers break down their Power Rankings for the 2017 Preseason. 130
Toothless Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold… And Through a Straw
Dave P Retaliating One Year After the Famous Chiclets Incident League Napoleon Complex Dave P horrified fans Monday when, unprovoked, he swung his stick at McHacken's face during warm-ups. Tensions have been rising between the two skaters since early in the 2016 season when McHacken promised Dave P he'd "regret talking
The Three North Stars of Pauli’s Belt
The Legend of the Polish Assassin's Pants Photo by Charles "Big Sexy" Machi Pauli's Pants Constellation The Stars of Pauli's Belt will align again for the second consecutive year and you will be able spot this astronomical occurrence on September 11th around 9pm (best viewed from The Viking Ice Arena in Hazel Park).
Report: Hetes Fined by Americans for Comments
Americans G Andrew Hetes has been fined by the Americans for comments "unbecoming of the organization." Sources say he was fined beers for Week 1 of the season and was forced to issue an apology to the media. Analysts are unable to determine which comment triggered the punishment from the
UnAmericans Give Up Ten, Ducks Fly Together
Can I Recap 90 Minutes of Hockey in 6 Sentences? The Americans looked pretty good on the shoulders of perennial disappointment Paul Proctor and Rookie of the Year winner Ivan "USSR" Drago, but the Ducks outperformed them with a massively unfair front line. Shuga, Pistol, and Turtle dismantled the poor "Superpower"
Fervor Reaches Peak as MNL Picks are Traded
With trade rumors at an all time high, phones buzzing, and emails flying MNL was treated to it's first, and then second trades of the second annual MNL season late last week Friday, and early this week respectively. The first trade of the season involved the Mighty Ducks management (Assistant
